Monday, September 24, 2012

Heathens Halloween Jam!!!

October 6TH!!   Costumes encouraged!!!  All the money pays the roaches what yah put in is what the three teams get out!!!!!  Other prizes include rubbers, extenze, advil, whiskey and a Helicopter to fly to the nearest resie!!  Get the hell out here ........stay tuned for a weather reports.  But this Saturday be in Pittsburgh for one of the best Jams there is Potozpound.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Farm Boys Jam Success

 Local tree holders
 Massive wood roll in, wobbled a little with 30 dudes on deck
 this was the 5th jump in mainline, i couldnt even make it that far
 Jeremy Ball was tearing it up, screaming fuck saturday school
 Brad local legend
 cant remember this guy but hes Brads deputy sherriff keeping the squirrles under control
 lots of little stuff to ride that was fun with lots of choices
 Ron White gave it hell, never seen him bail so many times put he did full pull mainline a good bit
 Lots of people made it out, espically considering forecast
the deadline for the trails,

Never before in my life did we ever drive thrue so much rain to get to a trail jam that was going down.  We all couldnt believe that we were actually going to get to ride!!!  I had to melt my grips over a fire to erase the cycle and none of us had a long sleeve and it was 50 degrees.  We walked back in a half mile thrue mud to find all these dudes roasting the waves.  It was awesome to see Brad local legand Mitch Dingaling and etc.  Awesome group of trail riders with a unique style of trails.  The mainline was hard, not sure why for me? cause there was 12yr old kids flowing thrue it all day.  Bobby Delaat gave me a beer to calm my nerves only to run me over later in the day.  I took front tire to ribs and couldnt even make it out of woods without passing out every 50 ft. Sucked all these weird fucks staring and i couldnt help myself, i was worried i fucked somthen up inside but im typing this with no hospitalization fuck health care strong survive.  When i ate shit the sky opened up with a seriouse rain storm to shut down the jam.

I want to thank all the farm boyz for the great time and letting us ride and letting me case the shit out the jumps(sorry) I had a good time even with the fall thats how memories are made, besides who doesnt like a swarm of fireflies and a good hersey squirt in yer pants?  Best trail buzz without spending a dime.

Monday, September 17, 2012


These are some of the coolest guys in the PA trail scene. They support every ones jams and have built there dirt empire to a whole new level! The trails look super good this year! Stoked to go Ive never been there but I hear through the whispering winds the end is near, and I ve always said I want go, so this is it! Mother nature better hold up to the deal.

In other tear chocking news the infamous State trails in the Happy Valley of weenier grabbers have been plowed over the weekend. Sucks those trails have been in existence since at least my first visit in 1992. The trails always had a four year twist with the Penn State Student variety at the time . Mr B was once a local along with Dan Rue and so many more. The latest crew were on point and I had alot of fun riding there with you guys you can dig an ride all you want in McElhatten Heathen Hell Hole!!

Monday, September 10, 2012

Catching up...........

Endwell trails are a bitch to get to with a stroller
Endwell trails are a work out for sure,
John Lee trail police around these parts, thanks for having us!!!
Deputy Hancock
Legends if you dont know who they are you havent hit puberty yet
HTH skatepark is rad as hell, builder is a artist Mr. Derek Nelson
Trail Icons
I want that dollar bitch!
Another rad man with a Henny peice
bowls and pizza? what else could you ask for?

Gnarliest knee in BMX another icon and trail masta
Tyson with a 30 ftr leaner, i like it!
Baker boys at the patch
Tyson with the deuce deuce, first time in 3 yrs no thanks to injuries
Commando, hoe pound er extraordinaire
45 and still alive! Ryan Nyquist wishes he couldve first ran it?

Well here is all the shit i wanted needed to get up, condensed in one post. The FBM event at the HTH park was kickass of course. I love FBM, they are always down to throw a fun fest, its like a family reunion for me. All the guys there are legends from the steel ponies to dirk diggler bolognies. I will always support these guys cause they support us the average rider having fun but putting major stokage to it. Also went to John Bruce Lee trails in Endwell. They are awesome considering theyr built by the river and you know how hard it is to get shitty river dirt to stack n pack but these river rat pack has the best trails along a river since the Heathens had Hell Track RIP 1999. Good guys = good time. Dont think im getting mushy cause you can fuck off im just wasting another 5 minutes of your life as you try to read this mis spelled mess HAHA i got wipe my ass get of the throne and beat my bone in the shower, why cause im out of paper towels retard no mess to clean, down the drain kids, im kooked

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Better late then never,

Have you seen this man on the right?????
This was from a little bit ago,
Amos tried to sleep out side, cant handle it
commando before the shoulder blow
Steezy Swazzy Hip also called fuekashemie cause it nukes people
same shit different angle,
Charlie Bowers is still on it, lame pic 3 whip
Kaled Rezter aka Wookie and Charlie Bowers aka Monkey Ridgeway hero's
Old man.

Blogger said all our free space was used up so now theres monthly payments, gay been awhile cause i was all pissed about but finally nutted up and payed the man. More retro post on the every other day maybe schedule, alot people been on my ass they miss the posts pics and shit talk. Im stoked people enjoy it so im going to be back on it you should tune in.

Alot of jams upcoming!!!!! Go support the bmx roots underground!!!!

Farmboys Good Bye Trails sept 22nd must attend!! trails will be plowed
Potazs Welcome Jam sept 29th Best times !!!!!
Heathens Halloween train comp Jam October 6th SHIT SHOW BANGER
Catty Halloween Jam Oct 20th or 21st