Saturday, August 11, 2012

Pics of Past Week, Geeks and butt cheeks!

 Commando
 Seth Big Style Klinger
 Happy Heathens
 another one of Seth on the deuce deuce
 Ronnie Napolitan 22 ftr
 Tyson steping up the kid count
 commander with a nac nac
 Ryan Nyquest  crazy to have him out so stoked i put my bike down to take some pics!!
 Zack Worden wanted Ryan to know whos turf he was on, Zach went ape shit 13/15 bangers aint a bad day
 Commando??
 this was the rocket double  bar that Ryan missed his bars on,
 Klinger has the best 3s in the patch
 Ronnie Napolitan stretching
 Nyquest riding dirty
 Zack Worden with back flip bike flip,  when Ryan Nyquest asks you if your scared of money cuz u dont ride DEW tour dirt,  this is a sign dude !
 Ronnie Napolitan
 another one of Ron Dart
 Ron Dart copying Seth
 Without these 2 great people we wouldnt have these trails, or have made the friends we have.  Thank you Robin and Fred Beury!  We love yah!
 Nyquest 3 suicide bar , cant keep this old man down with a fall.
 Blue Groove, finally
 weird angle of Ronnie Napolitan
 Nyquest
 Zack Worden telling me how big the fish was he caught
 Suicide tom pound
I cant spell for shit, we know it so sorry Ryan and everyone else ive upset.  I talk some shit cuz its funny, nothing more, i used to be a whore but now im  married shit aint got nothing to do with this post so, Im off to the woods to roast!!

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Suck It Saturday!!!!

 Zack Worden
 Tyson
 Tyson, cutter line
 Again Tyson cutter line, look at the near collision in back ground!!!!
 Cory the limp Foust, never before has he tried a dog and hydrant, not bad?
 Foust
 Seth 300 Klinger
 Commander
 Decent crowd
 Shrek
 Farmer tan man
 Foust needs more stunts
 Seth big balls Klinger
 Bigger balls=lesser falls
Back drop,  crazy thunder storms surrounded the patch, whistling winds and Allasounderrouse was a little worried hahah   Shit talking chased the storm right out of there and the heathens losed the day with a case of Yuengling and slurred speech kiss my cheeks!!

Dog Days,

 Zeus is at the trails more then Amos
 racer x circuit
 Ryan McKinney last one in hips
 Tyson last on hips
 Tyson, last on hips
 Gma, step up
 Tyson,  step up
 Tyson, step up
 Commander
 Tyson 2nd in tubman
 Commander 2nd in Tubman
Tyson with the sunset boost,

This post should be called Tyson with the patch boost?  Amos had the camera and is a little rusty on the button push,

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Friday, July 13, 2012

Jam Edit!



Pat Smith is the man, thanks for spending the time to create this piece!  He has made them in the past too, he used to ride till his dick got

Again thanks to everyone who came out and thanks to Fred and Robin Beury for letting us dig up there property and cause a rukus!!!!  I love you two!!!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Jam recap from a mad man,

WOW what a wild time!!!!  Hotter then a Devils dildo , Jam was awesome!
People started camping Friday night building there spot and piling the wood(camp Catty Kicked ass) it was over 100 degrees and dudes were burning hells of tires, popping paint cans, and melting peoples tents.(Camp Catty, im down with it) Legends and rookies and a wookie.  Big air X games gold and silver medalist, I think Steve Mccann got sick and had to leave Earlie or something?  Any rate dudes kept rolling in all day only to be hit with a blown radiator after a few runs and riders migrated to the river for a soak only to return and hit the repeat button!!  It was so hot it melted my brain and I accomplished nothing.  Handed the camera to sum Heathens that were trying to get a lip slide and let the wench's slip the lens to manual and body on auto, end result blurriness.  Trail riders were going high as hell till the radio for casted a severe thunderstorm warning so we had lines closed for water and ran big air and best trick and patch pimp crowning on the same line.  We call the line (swazzy) when real it should be called (Dont give a fuck crazy!)  
People sent it and the skys grew darker, HAM was popping everywhere only two guys made the whole line:
Andrew Fox (2011 Patch pimp)
Derrick Brower (2010 Patch Pimp)

so its a tie and next jam well have a wad him up dual salom race for the crowning!

Andrew won best trick with a truck driver to x up  you had to see the jump to appreciate it
Derrick won a tight battle in big air
Then all hell broke out with wicked winds flying trees and heavy rain.
People chilled at Tompound ate there faces full and drank cans of what the fuck, it was a shit show of Vandle Van tow rides, roman candle wars only defeated by incoming three inch mortars 4 fires blazing roller blade shit shows and half naked woodward gymnast .  and one naked guy.

Im writing a fuckin book no time for that im still on last weeks time it feels from the jam, Thanks to everyone who contributed from one way or another!  To every one that cleaned there spot the yard thanks !!! not much cleaning and thats how i like it!!!!  All the riders and sponsors and Heathens!!
Thanks for coming and well see you at the next one!!!

Still cant believe no one got killed !!!!! Ride on Banshees! 

 Rob Darden was on hand and had one of the most badass runs of the day 450 knarly hip to big lofty three on the regulator
 Amos has alot of sweet videos and pics
 look t the height!!!
 Adam Ginch on the 22 ftr

 Tom arkus has a report over on

Vinyl BMX


www.vinylbmx.com/
Potoz was killin it

 We even had midgets, Henny nephew of Chuck Norris
 This Farm Boy is a BEAST he did some crazy shit!  Weve met several times over the years and i cant remember his name? Jordon Houck? Props to you my friend
Derrick Brower 2010 patch pimp, tied this year withAndrew Fox the 2011 patch pimp 
 Rob Darden
 Arkus if he were a animal he would be a girraff
 Big air and best trick along with patch pimp crowing went down all at once due to the incroaching storms

 rrelax time Rock Run

Brower

Christen



Monday, June 25, 2012

Trail Jam with a teaser,


I know music sucks, video sucks, but the trails are prime time along with the people that will attend be there and have the time of your life!!!!!