Fresh Friday!!

The Heathens have been busy with the moist conditions. Straights is almost done! The moat before the last one needs a pipe or somthen. The Lumberjack has started his line around the dirtbowl. Looks good and most important Fun! The Patch is at a all time high! There is some rabid chipmunks borrowing in the dirt bowl and a couple lips. We will roast those little basterds! Everything should be going next weekend! Lets hope for a good weather!

Insane Rain and stressed out Brains!!

This weather is wacked! Wedding and trail jam a week away, I can only hope the sky is getting it all out for that weekend. I find myself hanging out with Curtis digging harder to keep the wedding thoughts away! Heathens were at it again after a day off to re cooperate. Amos and Brent were dialing shit in at the patch after a long day at Woodward. Brent finishing up the banger on straights while the Schmoid took the three quarter finished lip going in to the first berm. I was hypnotized from the big pile of shit we call a 30 footer. The mooey grandee is underway. Didn't the Schmoid hav to come over and talk how he was going to work on it tomorrow to fix it!!!! Damn if the Heathens didn't give him 10 days to do a 3 day job on the berm outta top set!! Get off! You know theres lots of other shit to be doing! No need too be all comen over and sticking yer dick beaters in my sherbert dirt! In other news the commander has been on the road doin shows and evidently playmates?! what a life, mean while the old Heathen is in the hole working towards a Chip n Dale body. Wow stress may be getting to me, come down to the patch tomorrow, the soil is oiled!

Sore Sunday

The Heathens have sore wrists, shoulders and swollen fingers. Its all good cause the ladies love swollen finger man hands! The patch is getting done at a record pace! Big thanks too The Lieutenant, Schmoid, Lumberjack, Bio Brent!! Straights jump to berm jump berm is all tampered in. That shit is huge and a big job! The new line got hit today and the first gap out of the dirt bowl is huge! Tyson nailed the next one too! Heathens went nuts after the dig session. The old man busted his ass trying to flip the step up, Lumberjacks turning shit down! Tailwhips over the dirtbowl channel! The dirt bowl is awesome, the best its ever been. So many lines! Fun Fun Fun The patch is the Heathen Haven!

Sensational Saturday

The Heathens were dialn and anticipating the thunderstorm when at 4:20 Bradloe showed up and people deployed throughout the patch. Its the best thing in life, hanging with yer buds sending sweet style with everyrun and just chilling in the patch! The Barner family was there tamp the hell out the place and even Brent showed up eager to tweek stuff. It was a good day with 5foot airs out of the dirt bowl. Everyone threeing the big step up. The king of the patch is Tyson Barner without a doubt! Tomorrow should be kickass so come out and finish straights and ride all day!

Fast Paced Friday!!

No report yesterday, not enough time to take pics to busy diggn. I purchased a new flat today, Bronco. You can only get it at the Home Depo. The Catty guys swear by them so I figured it has to be good. Its the best flat ever!! Way better then any fiberglass shovel. It rained all day at work figured it would be a 50 pound boot day but the sun came out on the hour drive and the patch was almost ridable. Heathens showed up and shit got done! Tyson tampered and dialed lips, Brent and me packed backsides and Dakota was in the hole feeding us sherbert dirt. The Schmoid even showed up after his nap to work on his three day job. It should only be a three hour job, but you know. Jarretts line is done!! The 30 footer still and will get tweeked but its ready to send! The step up line got its hip landing packed and Brent's Deployer looked so good I had to test the line. He let me send it with a inch of tack stickn on the tires and boots laced tight the line feels just right. All this rain has the dirt perfect for packing and stacking!, little dialen still in order and a little help we should be able to get straights done tomorrow!! So come out drink a twelver and pack shit in till yer hands swell!!

Two more lips down........

Two more lips down, clowns from outta town and the T-Money threw down fronties padless! Big gleam of dont giv a fuck in his eye!!!! He is dialed!! The shadefull, Heathen gratefull green canopy is almost here!! The lumberjack spanked another big one on the Commanders line with Amos watchin close. I gave the hip lip on the step up line a tweaking so that line should be going this weekend! Tomorrow is blue groove day for little dirt at woodward so See yah Friday!

April Showers...........

April showers bring May dialer's! The patch really needs this douchin its gettin right now. Heathens and friends got a little taste of the patch's sweetness, we can get the rest of the lines done! I have been peeping some other trails in PA and they are rockin!! whats our excuse? mine is that there is not enough time in the day! Thinking about a generator. But really topset looks like a poor pounded hooker after a convoy of truckers, she needs a little sherbert dirt to fill in them holes and the barrel's are out water. Their is new parking Fred's got ruts in the yard.(and his berm) Park by the schmoid bone yard, other side of the driveway yah dumbbastard!! .....enjoy and well see you at the patch tomorrow at the 6-9 dig time. Digging sunsets =funsets sorry no pics, I did somthen?