Sunday, August 9, 2009

Super Soaked Sunday!!!!!!!!

Shit!
Showing Amos how to get his hands in it!!


Boot feet+sloppy slug


Fill holes waters gotta go else where,


The hole is a death trap right now stay out!!


Sweet tarp job


The Heathens got the biggest storm of the year today!!! Good thing the jam went down yesterday. With alot of holes filled in the runoff is creating new paths of destruction. No nead to fret all the wading pools were fixed on my quick stroll threw the patch tonight. In case you missed it the jam yesterday was dope!!!!! We had some first timers their that looked like fat kids in a candy store. The Heathens MVR was on the road stunting somewhere in New Jerseys woods. The Commander, 1st Lieutenant and Schmoid are gonna be away Monday and Tuesday while the godfather is going to have a long work day on Interstate 80 tomorrow. The patch has some super pitter patter damage from the storm so the Crazy Horse will probably have to run the shift tomorrow. Things are probably not going to be running till next weekend so come down and shape the earth one patch at a time.
New law: anyone under 21 has to have a helment to ride or dig in the hole!!!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Saturday Sesh!!!

packed patch
Flyn Ryan


Peaches and cream

Took three goes at it but he pulled it, awesome!!



Commander, this pick was a little late, it looked so much better




Girls like trails too!!





Andy with best friends, these little dudes killed it






Wild Bill!!







Today was a Awesome day!! About 50 shredders showed up to ride with the Heathens. The Catty crew was in the patch, rad to have those dudes there. We had a flock of chicks shredding, a first for the patch!! It was funny Herbach and double D, mates from Australia, Axle and alot of dudes didnt even know who they were. Corey Fouse did a three tuck!!!!!!! Super stoked on that, Andrew from camp sent the 30footer with me. The Commander doing turndown barrel flips and 720s, stunting everywhere. Dirt bowl flairs??!! Thanks to everyone who came out, its sweet when that many guys and girls come out and are cool with the little kids, helping with flat tires. Thanks guys!! To bad the rain shut the show down at 5:30 but a awesome real fun time!!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Thirsty Thursday!!!

Legend
old man

Commander is a natural for nature


Littles done and fun!!




Tyson making it look easy



The Heathens MVR





Peaches out of frame!!






The rain held off and The Heathens wrapped up the Little's today with a visit from Ron Kilmar!! Probably spelled his name wrong again!?? Awesome to see another legend in the patch. Smooth as silk!! Some Jersey Shore boys were up to shred as well. Brent the MVR of the year was killing it as usual. Tyson boosting the newly done line. The Heathen has mad skills!! Corey Fouse even showed up to ride, now if he would just come once in awhile to dig! It was a real good sesh. The godfather was wasted and wadding it up as usual all over the patch. Wish the man would just ride chill once in a while. Flying Ryan also showed up running wheelbarrows of dinosaur dirt to some unwanted holes. Once again Jam on Saturday!!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Tuesday, Short Fuse Day!!!!!!!!!!

I wish this was everyday,
Right after this superstar broke his hand

Big backyard sesh!!!!


Commander getting shit done





Schmoid laying it up


Keegen=niceness




The Heathens got the Little's almost done!! Tomorrow Legendary Ron motha Fucking Kilmer will be in the patch if the rain holds off!!!!!!! Little's will be ready!!!! Today the Jersey Shore town bmx crew came up to lend a hand, awesome thanks guys!!! We had wheelbarrow wheels squealing like virgins on prom night!! Mad honey hole dirt sent everywhere. The Commander couldnt keep up, wish we had this all the time.. if we did the patch would make Catty look PUSSY!! Probably not, but everybody needs to dream. At any rate shit got done!! Mad heads, the next generation in the hole!! I'm so stoked about today's events! The Heathens and friends left the patch before dusk to hit up Tommy T's yard. It was a good sesh, eighteen dudes sending it in the yard. Even the deaf lady was shaken by the vibrations and had to peep it .
It was a epic day in the patch, so many new faces robbing the hole, smiling faces, and tricked out places is what its about!! Thanks to everybody that takes a minute from their life to check us out keep checking! and Thanks again!! The DK dirt is 9 hours from here so screw that.They should do shit in PA everybody knows thats were the dirts at. Seth Klinger you better clean up and bring those bragging rights back to camp and the patch. See you tomorrow at the patch hopefully they will let us ride and the rain holds off?!! PS.......... big jam Saturday!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Clumps build better JUMPS!!!!!

Shocker!!! The Commander packing with a Flat!!!
Baldy stepping it up!!! Bitches can wait!!

MVR of the month!! Trucking Dirt!!


Wads of earth!!








Well its was business as usual for the Heathens in the patch. Still working on the Little's, almost done cant wait it will be fun!! Little trail drama tonight, the old head flipped his wig over the upcoming agenda for the patch..........." Its bullshit we cant finish a line before we tear a good one down to re do!" He is upset over the lack of effort on the big shit, he did jump the 30 footer with a promise from brothers to follow if he avoided a wad up. No wad up, even a tire grab to big nibbler and no one followed. SHITTY! But he agrees the improvement on Little's is a long over due improvement. So lets get that done throw some shit on the second one of the new line to make this old tired sour puss happy then on to 98 degrees, tear one out make it better. What ever happened too new lines? Trail Drama at its finest!!! You cant have trails without drama!!!!!! So it wont belong for the Little's are done, JAM Saturday? The DK dirt circuit is Friday Am practice 10am 12:30contest. Pro practice Saturday 10am Contest Prelims 12:30 in Springboro, Ohio. Get some or come to the patch. Rain is on the forecast for Wednesday. Dig, Dig, Dig your ass off!!!!!!!!!!!! The crazy horse aka Dakota aka dick Oder is on family vacation, step it up mother Fuckers. He will defiantly be missed this week!! The Heathens will keep plugging away!!!!





MVR=Most valuable rider this year goes to Brent Hile!!!!!!!!! Way to go Brent!! He is a dirt dialing wizard with bike skills to intimidate any rider!! Working at Camp Wooodward, Biology degree from Lycoming College waiting for the right call. Were happy to have you!! So look out PUSSY'S!! I heard he will be attending the Brawlin at the Belmar#3!!! Sponsored by FBM Bikes and if your not riding one of thees why not,...........Retard!! Cant wait!! September 5th!! At the Belmar bar down town in the booming city of Binghimton NY. see you there check this out at http://www.fbmbmx.com/ and that being said, get your fat ass off the couch and out to the Beury patch to DIG some Fuking dirt!!!!!!!!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Soaked Sundays!!!!!!

Wet,


Shovel of the month; The Excavator,


The Little's getting a make over



Little's, same shit different angle





This rain is crazy!!!!!!!! The Heathens are so pissed they're throwing dirt all over the patch!! It looks real good. We are going to hold a Jam this Saturday if mother nature cooperates and The Heathens can step up too the plate and get shit done. Theres alot going on in the patch, changes for the better. How about Jamie Bestwick getting things done at the games.....Hell yeah Jamie way to go!! On another note come on down to the patch and get your aggression out stacking piles!!!!!!




Stacking Saturday!!

Christian supplying troops with liquids!!



The crazy horse sporting the new runway Heathens threads!!



Commander ordering changes!!!







We have 5 yr old that dig harder then most pro hoes!











Well since their was no jam this weekend alot of Heathens showed up to the patch for a flipping soil, dialamatic stack session.
Pasta salad and spicy hot dogs with plenty of beer kept the Heathens moving in the heat. The little ones in the circuit are getting all changed around, for the better of course. The roller behind hips and the step up is a roller now. Much needed to keep the runoff from washing out the dirt bowl tranny. Pipes were dug up and cleaned out. Diversion swales were added. The patch is ready for the down pours, erosion no more!! The new line out of the dirt bowl will get stacked next. You voted and we listened, don't get to cocky its what we needed to do from the get go. It will be a big job so come down and donate a couple hour this week. We lost a couple dudes, they are polishing pros helmets at camp Woodward just trying to get a taste of their meat its gross!! I never thought i would see these dudes bale on the trails to be little pro hoes!!!!